lyriumbrownies:

lyriumbrownies:

my favourite part of Orwell’s writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in 1945

(via a-tribe-called-tress)

imonlyhereforthegiggles:

dankmemeuniversity:

The fact that you used a screenshot from SABC kiiiiills me 😂😭😭🤦🏽‍♀️

(via delasouloist)

pukicho:

hungwy:

Getting hickeys is the easiest and most passive way to let your friends and family know you FUCK

Or that your neck is susceptible to enemy attack. Rookie.

(via kweenariel)

greedyagain:

taysweetbae:

phantoms-lair:

occupyvenus:

sexylibrarian1:

anxiousnerd:

flyme-toneverland:

submissivefeminist:

vittyyluvscookies:

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

(via nosebleedyaoi)

fartgallery:

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

(Source: fartgallery, via tinbuktu)

botheringblathers:

norcumi:

lynati:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

holy im so glad i am not the only one fuckkk

(Source: terpsikeraunos, via clayonce)

inixoq:

nethilia:

whitepeople.jpg

I can’t stop thinking of this and how it describes white people’s attitude towards Mexican food perfectly. 

(via pocket-rocket-boyy)

hurloaned:

me: [throws up on my docs in manhattan]

pretentious straight man writing my life: In a way, she was New York: shameless, paradoxical, nearly flamboyant as she came undone beneath the orderly brownstones of Gramercy Park, besmirched Red Vine-colored lips parting. She made me want to sm

(Source: armsocks, via pocket-rocket-boyy)

17mul:

kelsium:

You can tell a girl she’s smart her whole life, encourage her in school, buy her a chemistry set, send her to math camp, help her apply for college scholarships in STEM fields, and she’s still eventually going to walk into a classroom, a lab, or a job interview and have some man dismiss her existence, deny her funding, pass her over for a promotion, or take credit for her work. How about you work on getting those assholes out of power and quit telling me not to call girls pretty.

☕️

(via yatahisofficiallyridiculous)

cutiestare:

trappedsou11:

don-mal91:

shhprivate:

curbstompgrapefruit:

blackrebelz:

jirah2018:

goldmcnugget:

trappedsou11:

Support thick black girls

The ones with bellies and cellulite.

Lol right here people

+ those with stretchmarks and self-doubt.

Who buy cute outfits and worry they will look bad in them

^^me

Why is this thread coming for my liiiiife

If you aint got plush for me to hold on to at night I’m not here for it.

🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

(via pocket-rocket-boyy)